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A Short Alternative Medical Dictionary
00:05 Aug 23 2011
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Definitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)



Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.



Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.



Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.



Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.



Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!



— Nikki Sixx (The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star)

Irritated
23:21 Aug 21 2011
Times Read: 458

All their “helpful” comments imply that if I’d only do _____, my problems would be solved. Like it’s all within my grasp, able to be managed and mastered, if only I would try harder, longer, better. As I nod my head in polite and pathetic appreciation for their input, I scream inside, “Shut up. Shut up. Unless you’ve been lost in this particular section of hell yourself, don’t you dare try to give me directions. 

03:30 Aug 17 2011
Times Read: 472

I have no friends left. I can't  remember the days that go by and I have a letter taped to the mirror of my dresser just in case I die. Life is beautiful..

Skin
00:05 Aug 12 2011
Times Read: 480

When they start to judge you

Show them your true colors

And do onto others

As you'd have done to you



Just rise above this

Kill them with your kindness

Ignorance is blindness

They're the ones that stand to lose



'Cause they don't even know you

All they see is scars

They don't see the angel

Living in your heart



Let them find the real you

Buried deep within

Let them know with all you got

That you are not your skin

~Sixx:AM